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Joke Rating: Eighth Position
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a
lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that
involved a glass of water, a glass of whisky, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor
putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed
about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put
into the whisky. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?"
the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised
his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whisky and you won't
get worms."
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