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Joke Rating: Third Position
A woman walks into a bar. The bar is empty except for the barman
and one very cute looking guy who is sitting in the corner of the
counter. The women decides to chat up the cute guy so she approaches
him and asks him what he is drinking?
The guy replies "Magic Beer", so the woman thinks this
guy is a nut-case and moves away. After a while she gets bored as
there is no-one else to talk too so she returns to sit beside the
cute guy.
She says "Is that really Magic Beer"? He replies "yes,
it is". She says "So what's so magic about it then"?
The cute guy drinks some beer, gets up off his seat and jumps out
of the window, flies around the building and returns to his seat,
and not even out of breath.
The woman is amazed at this and she asks him to do it again, so
the guy drinks more beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times and returns to his seat.
The woman says "Thats fantastic, can I have some of that".
So the cute guy orders two of the same and the woman knocks back
the beer, jumps our of the window and falls 30 ft to her death.
The barman says "Superman, you're an awful bastard when your
drunk".
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