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Joke Rating: Tenth Position
One night this police officer was staking out a particular rowdy
pub for possible violations of the drink driving laws. At closing
time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the pub, trip on the kerb and
try his keys on five different motor vehicles before he found his
own.
Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for
several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he
started the engine and began to pull away.
The copper was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him
his rights and administered the breathalyser test. The results showed
a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver
replied, "Well Officer, tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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